The Unsung Heroes of Indiana Jones

In honor of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we honor those who truly embody the spirit of adventure in the Indiana Jones trilogy.

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Beyoncé Knowles

Takes one to Knowles one.

Lena Headey

She'll terminate your productivity today.

A blonde woman is terribly overweight…

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The Ass-Kiss (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Imagine you beat out 1,000 repressed and horny coeds looking to complete their MRS degrees and got to be one of the lone males in Dr. Jones´ archeology class. Now imagine you´re on the verge of failing, thanks to your ill-advised midterm paper "Why I Admire Hitler´s Artifact Collection." What else can you do but pucker up and kiss a little ass? But, c´mon, dude, an apple? Where´s the case of Scotch or the bullwhip polish?

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