The Greatest Video Game Heroes Of All Time

Systems and games come and go, but a hero is forever. We salute the 13 most valiant warriors in the pixelverse.

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Beyoncé Knowles

Takes one to Knowles one.

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She'll terminate your productivity today.

A blonde woman is terribly overweight…

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Pitfall Harry (Pitfall series; various systems)
Harry´s body was only made up of about .05 of a polygon, and we weren´t sure why those rolling logs always hurt him, since they were nearly transparent, but Harry had no weapons. None. Unlike today´s candy-assed heroes. All he had was his ability to jump and make electronic-sounding Tarzan calls. You want to see what a true-blue video game hero looks like? Look at a picture of Harry. And feel free to stare. Harry doesn´t mind.

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[12/2/2008]