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A man and his wife were in the middle of rigorous divorce proceedings at a local court, in which custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, and the judge asked for his side of the story. After a tense moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, “Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”
Derrick
Quezon City, NY
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