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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3
Ubisoft's execs were sitting around pondering how they could make more money when the idea hit them: take RS Vegas, add more guns and character options, create a better multiplayer experience, and roll it out. Not only was that a great idea—check out our review here—but their guys are flying around in golden helicopters. Go America!

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The Girls of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites

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See her in Speed Racer soon—she's going fast!

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Shay Laren has a sexy picture moment.

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Think you're good in Grand Theft Auto IV? Wait until you see these breakdancing trucks.

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The top 50 geniuses of pop.

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