10 Awesome Oscar Tweets That Weren’t Ellen’s Epic Selfie

Check out these funny Oscar tweets from Jimmy Kimmel, Jeff Ross, Andy Richter and others.

Nick Leftley

Mar 3, 2014

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars pic.twitter.com/C9U5NOtGap

— Ellen DeGeneres (@EllenDeGeneres) March 3, 2014

Last night, Ellen DeGeneres tweeted the above picture, and the Internet exploded. Currently on nearly 2.7 million retweets and counting, it was clearly the biggest winner of the Oscars. But she wasn’t the only one to tweet out fun stuff last night, so here are our 10 non-selfie favorites.

I enjoy judging what people wear on the red carpet while I sit on my floor in a 'But Seriously, Who Farted?' tshirt and cycling shorts

— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 3, 2014

I'm a seat-filler tonight, but the seat belongs to a trucker named Stan and I'm filling it w/ butterscotch pudding

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/IMKristenBell/status/440260155175731200

The correct answer to, "Who are you wearing?" is, "The flesh of my victims."

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 2, 2014

It would great if you made Gravity but called it Toilet Penis and had to sincerely accept the award and be emotional.

— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) March 3, 2014

Bono is gonna be really pissed when he finds out he's not Jesus. #Oscars

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 3, 2014

If the Oscars had a shag red carpet I think it would make it very dangerous and thus, much more exciting. #ShagRedCarpet

— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) March 2, 2014

Dear #Oscars: Your "heroes" montage could be replaced by Bill Murray's "It Just Doesn't Matter" speech from MEATBALLS. #2bottesofwine

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014