If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars pic.twitter.com/C9U5NOtGap
— Ellen DeGeneres (@EllenDeGeneres) March 3, 2014
Last night, Ellen DeGeneres tweeted the above picture, and the Internet exploded. Currently on nearly 2.7 million retweets and counting, it was clearly the biggest winner of the Oscars. But she wasn’t the only one to tweet out fun stuff last night, so here are our 10 non-selfie favorites.
I enjoy judging what people wear on the red carpet while I sit on my floor in a 'But Seriously, Who Farted?' tshirt and cycling shorts
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 3, 2014
I'm a seat-filler tonight, but the seat belongs to a trucker named Stan and I'm filling it w/ butterscotch pudding
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/IMKristenBell/status/440260155175731200
The correct answer to, "Who are you wearing?" is, "The flesh of my victims."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 2, 2014
It would great if you made Gravity but called it Toilet Penis and had to sincerely accept the award and be emotional.
— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) March 3, 2014
Bono is gonna be really pissed when he finds out he's not Jesus. #Oscars
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 3, 2014
If the Oscars had a shag red carpet I think it would make it very dangerous and thus, much more exciting. #ShagRedCarpet
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) March 2, 2014
Dear #Oscars: Your "heroes" montage could be replaced by Bill Murray's "It Just Doesn't Matter" speech from MEATBALLS. #2bottesofwine
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014
Gravity won best sound editing even though there is no sound in space #nevergiveuponyourdreams
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) March 3, 2014
I'm on a plane and can't watch the #Oscars… Did Jared Leto win Best Supporting Actress?
— Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross) March 3, 2014
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