100 Best Band Names (That Are Up For Grabs!)
Use one of our new band names, and become famous.
Use one of our new band names, and become famous.
The right band name can make all the difference. Would Led Zeppelin be as popular if they were called Ke$ha? Think about your band name carefully. We’re here to help and have come up with 100 great names for your band. If you use any of these names for your band, and can prove it (be it as a poster or album cover), we’ll link to your band’s Website and tell all our readers to buy your music. We may even use your song in a Maxim.com video. It’s the same way Adele got her start!
1. Cold Cut Trio
2. Alvin and the Human Beings
3. Did Somebody Say “Corn Fritter”?
4. Foo
5. Lava Champ
6. Ouch Potato
7. Hemingway Sucked
8. Calen-grrrr
9. Noah’s Ostrich
10. Nirvana Redux
11. Pollution Solution Retribution
12. Under-Flare
13. Maxim Is Terrific
14. The Goo-Goo Action Figures
15. Jjjjjjjjjjjhjjjjjjj
16. DJ Disc Jockey
17. They Might Not Be Giants At All
18. Gary Garbanzo and the Beans
19. Lord Gaga
20. The Rumpelstiltskin Five
21. Men-archy
22. The Soft Returns
23. Gozer
24. Boo Radley and the Finch Kids
25. Boner Jamz
26. Calci-yum!
27. Blue Floyd
28. Drawbridge
29. Locker Room Low-jinks
30. The Beetles (or the B-Tells)
31. The A-tles (or the A-tells)
32. Regular-Sized Tim
33. Gunther, from Friends
34. A Dell
35. Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties
36. Shut Up, Gretchen!
37. What Smells Like Tacos?
38. Scooter and the Inappropriate Touches
39. Radio-leg
40. F’anks!
41. Two Time Grammy Winner: Douglas Roberts
42. The Went-Wents
43. Not If We Can Help It
44. Shoulder Rads
45. Governor of North Dakota
46. That’s Not Toothpaste
47. 141 Characters
48. Stop Laughing!
49. Shirt-Sleeve Slacks
50. Amateur Nurse
51. Thirty Dozen Nuggets
52. Belgium Is For Husbands
53. Disney’s Gonna Sue
54. What Was The Name of That Guy From Cocktail? Not Tom Cruise…the Other One.
55. Next Door Favor
56. Can’t Help It
57. Buckcherry II
58. Panther Promise
59. Moat
60. 1,833.91
61. Elton Joel
62. Death Disease
63. Andy Garcia’s Twin
64. Molar Express
65. Pickaxe Ladybug
67. Slam-Father Clock
68. Mice Krispies
69. Bewbs and Bughts
70. Broom Temperature
71. Political Statement
72. Meaty Eyes
73. Fudgey
74. Sebastian Bentley’s Raucous Rhythmator
75. Ear, Noise and Throat
76. Flamin’ Galah
77. Trite Dwight and the White Light Night Knights
78. The Rusty Crumpet
79. Duodenum
80. The Verve Tube
81. Periodic Table of Helmets
82. But What About All This Urine?
83. Noise Dudes
84. Puffington Host
85. Garbage Pail Adults
86. Duck, Duck, ‘Dactyl
87. Sex Guys
88. Dentyne Nice
89. That’s a quote from Wedding Crashers, right?
90. Toe Tag Trio
91. Ripple Ning
92. Your Middle School Screenname
93. The Albert Nobbses
94. Tyrannosaurus Josh
95. The Old, Leering Pornographers
96. Megan
97. Ear Kisses
98. Sha-na-no
99. LMFAOMAOLF
100. Musical Group
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