Boogers, Beer, and Babes: It’s The Bar Maxim Awards!

By Bailey Swilley

·March 18, 2013

Let's salute all our awesome guest bartenders with some honors and superlatives!

Let’s salute all our awesome guest bartenders with some honors and superlatives!

Most Likely To Wake You The Hell Up: Marlon Wayans

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Starbucks, Schmarbucks. This stuff is delicious!

Most Likely To Kick Your Ass

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These guys will kill ya for killin’ rhinos or they’ll kill ya with this stiff vodka drink. Either way, you’re a dead man.

Sexiest Bartenders

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Who cares about our citrus allergy? We got to ring in the new year with these two, and that’s all that matters.

Most Spirited

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Jagermeister shows us just how much booze it takes to have a happy holiday.

Most Family-Friendly

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Aw, what a guy. Tim Heidecker of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! does a great job on this Sunday drink.

Most Crafty

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The guys at Oskar Blues know how to DIY the shit outta some brewskies.

Best Hangover Helper

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Animal lover and Pit Boss Shorty Rossi soothes our pain with this “Hair of the Dog” drink.

Most Likely To Gross You Out a Little

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Curtis Armstrong, AKA Booger, makes a urine-colored cocktail for editor Laura Leu. How appropriate.