The ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Obnoxiously Brags About Being a Teen Millionaire, No Race Wants to Claim Credit For Her
“As a member of the white delegation, we respectfully do not recognize this person as a productive member of society.”
*Update: Turns out this was too good to be true and, apparently, was tweeted from a parody account.
The infamously bratty “Cash Me Ousside” girl, aka Danielle Bregoli, just got her ass handed to her after bragging about making her first million on Twitter.
The internet-famous adolescent tweeted, “I’m bout to be a millionaire at 14. Whatchu all doing with ur lives?”
https://twitter.com/DanielIeBregoli/status/850152799530778626
A ridiculously long thread of tweets from various “racial spokespersons” ensued in a hilarious modern tribute to Dave Chappelle’s classic “Racial Draft” sketch from Chappelle’s Show, which the young Bregoli has likely never seen.
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As she discovered, no one was willing to pick her. Not. One. Person.
As a member of the white delegation we respectfully do not recognize this person as a productive member of society.
— Joshua Thomas. (@jayphill405) April 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/sonofman42/status/850394976810917889
Latinos don't want her either.
— Hdeezy (@jackyhdeezy) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/sonofman42/status/850556192967581697https://twitter.com/RutvikBabar/status/851514693118291969https://twitter.com/AleynLuis/status/850558425352110080https://twitter.com/sonofman42/status/850559202548428801https://twitter.com/ErhanOkcu3/status/850607676107046912
As a representative of the extraterrestrial race we kindly reject her since her speech delivery method is indecipherable, we'll pass her on.
— Chris (GR63 Enjoyer) (@oNLyTricKS_) April 8, 2017
After the aliens rejected her, a slew of other “representatives” from fictional communities chimed in, with all but the devil himself refusing to claim the brat as one of their own.
As a representative of the wizard community, we also reject her, and pass her on to the plebeians.
— Anonymage ✠ (@anonymag3) April 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/GlizzyHoncho/status/850747808525242370
As a 9th generation Plebe, we decline
— Comrade Bot (@xxdspence49) April 11, 2017
Cartoons don't want her either
— Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) April 10, 2017
As a duly designated representative of those of multiple ethnic backgrounds and that of zombies, we also decline including her amongst us.
— CCG Rorschach (@TheRorschachGuy) April 9, 2017
It's not good when the undead won't even take her.
— IAmAResister (@dmbanz) April 10, 2017
After the mean tweets finally ceased to roll in, Bregoli uncharacteristically had very little to say except, “Fuck y’all.”
https://twitter.com/DanielIeBregoli/status/850932920843993089
Hopefully she learned her lesson. No amount of money will make the internet OK with her acting like a giant brat—even if she is 14.
h/t: Bro Bible
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