Hardcore Twitter: Our Favorite Porn Star Tweets
That little blue bird is finally getting some XXX action.
That little blue bird is finally getting some XXX action.
Porn stars are just like us: they eat fried food, make amateur sex tapes, and binge drink, but best of all, they tweet social media gold. With their crass overshares and constant reminders of their claim to fame, we can’t help but find their 140-character statements friggin’ hilarious. Here are some of our favorites from the recent months. Enjoy the free entertainment.
Kayden Kross
I wish I could get the kind of body in my hair that my pubes get
— Kayden Kross (@Kayden_Kross) November 8, 2012
i went to lunch with horse lube in my hair, if anybody needs me i'll be in the bathtub for the rest of the day.
— Dana DeArmond (@danadearmond) November 13, 2012
I'm 25 years old and I still can't remember to wipe front to back.
Or is it back to front?!
Fuck!!!
— Lexi Belle (@OMGitsLexi) November 19, 2012
Great, I just sneezed and sharted so this means 1 of 2 things. Either the cleanse I'm on is working or it's time to retire to Boca.
— I'm sorry who's Matthew Rush? (@Pepe_ETHCoins) November 9, 2012
If I ever stop enjoying sex…. I'm gonna have a lot of free time.
— Sara Jay Official (@SaraJayXXX) December 29, 2012
You, too, can own panties that once caressed my labia! Only 24 hours left to bid in my latest lingerie auction: http://t.co/KUVI3qPV
— Jayden/Michele (@JaydenMichele) December 30, 2012
I've been naughty this year so tonight I'm setting out my whips and handcuffs just in cases "Santa" needs to punish me.
— Austin Wilde (@AustinWilde) December 24, 2012
Discussing zombie porn with my mom "was there dialogue, or did you just make zombie groans the whole time?" lmao zombies don't talk mom!!!!
— Brittany Lynn (@xo_BrittanyLynn) December 20, 2012
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