Screw that dumb R.E.M song. This tune about sashimi is what you should be listening to on mankind’s last day.
Do you like sushi? How about sashimi? Even if you love them, we know it’s not as much as Keyboard Cathy. This strange lady made this video in 2008, and we have no idea how it hasn’t gone totally viral yet. (We also don’t know if she’s serious; the thing looks like something from the twisted mind of Tim and Eric.) Anyway, watch it, forward it around, and then have it stuck in your head as the world explodes. You’re welcome.
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