Per this clip from TMZ, posted yesterday, the world’s most famous retired porn star will make a valiant return to the industry. Jameson explains, “My motivation is taking care of my family, and having fun, and meeting all my fans.” (Nevermind that in a segment that aired on Oprah just the other day, she was insistent that she would never do porn again, also citing her family as the reason.) Jameson quit porn back in 2008, announcing at that year’s AVN awards that she would, “never ever ever spread my legs in this industry again, ever.”
Here at Maxim, we often say we will “never ever” do certain things again (drink whiskey), sometimes even WHILE doing those things (drinking whiskey), so we totally get it. But just in case Jenna isn’t sure where to begin, might we suggest a good old-fashioned porn parody? Here are ten mainstream movies that came out during Jenna’s porn hiatus that we’d like to see her do. In the butt.
Pubic Enemies – Inspired by Public Enemies
(500) Days of Hummers – Inspired by (500) Days of Summer
The Last Dong – Inspired by The Last Song
Insertion – Inspired by Inception
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Because, Sex!) – Inspired by Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps
Cloudy with a Chance of Ballmeat – Inspired by Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Pile Drive Angry – Inspired by Drive Angry
What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Cable Guy – Inspired by What to Expect When You’re Expecting
Cock of Ages – Inspired by Rock of Ages
Premium Tush – Inspired by Premium Rush
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