John Krasinski’s Ill-Advised Goatee, and 4 Other Things You May Have Missed!
Social media commentator Keith Fenimore takes his shots at what’s been trending this week. [June 22 to June 28]
[1]John Krasinski has got to be feeling pretty silly after growing a goatee in an effort to rally his Boston Bruins, only to have them lose The Cup to the Chicago Blackhawks.
Good luck landing a meaty movie role with that hairy mouth frame on your face… Goatee rallies don’t end until your team wins, John. #goateesareforever!
[2] Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their child North. A close friend of the couple revealed the name isn’t meant to be a pun on direction, but a symbol of inspiration meaning ‘up’.
I’m sure North’s team of nannies will find it inspirational when she’s barking baby orders at them to pick ‘up’ all her shit.
[3] After winning the NBA Championship, the Miami Heat celebrated by making this Vine from the parade in their honor.
https://vine.co/v/hzZPwqFzMLu/embed
What happened to, “I’m going to Disneyland?” People don’t want to see these guys on a float, they want a Vine of LeBron and Dwyane puking on the Teacups.
[4]Digital Detox is a no-cell-phone-or-Internet environment where techies unplug and go live in the woods together for a week.
At Maxim we like to unplug, too. Specifically, we like to unplug the editor’s computer when he’s emailing HR about what we did to his couch the night before.
[5] Usher pimped out his celebrity to help Samsung land over 30 million views for their new Google Play TV.
That’s cool and all, but he’s got a long way to go before he out-pimps P-Diddy in his spoof video of Downton Abbey on Funnyordie.com. (Disclaimer: No pimps were hurt in the making of this article.)
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http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/0e51d4c3f6
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