Nature is beautiful and majestic: it was here far before we walked the Earth and well, we’re probably going to destroy it by ushering in climate change at alarming rates. But I digress! This post is about one particular transgression against nature: this drunk bro who decided it would be a good idea to jump on a moose peacefully taking a swim in a lake and ride it until it finally threw him off. Smokey the Bear, take this asshole to nature jail!
Man Decides to Ride Moose Because He’s Drunk and Stupid
Don’t try this at home. Or outside your home. Or ever.