It’s Friday, which means we’re wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don’t have to. Here are some of our top posts from the week of April 22-26.
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Girls Doing Spring Cleaning
We’re fairly certain that spring is never coming. But if it does, these lovely ladies will be more than ready.
Nathan Fielder Pranks Internet, Hilarity Ensues
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you texted your parents, “$40 for 2 grams?” and then sent a follow-up text saying “Ignore that – it wasn’t for you”? Well, thanks to comedian Nathan Fielder, now we know.
Nature’s Most Terrifying Butts
Meet some animals who are able to use their butts in miraculous ways, like shitting inside out, and squirting deadly venom. And you thought your butt-stuff was frightening…
Snoop Lion Spends Our Cash!
A Maxim writer spends a night in L.A. with the iconic rapper as he attempts to smoke spend $848 of our dough on whatever he wants.
Are These Really The Worst Jobs in America?
It’s official: the worst job in America is…newspaper reporter. So, the next time you have to transport used hypodermic needles or give a sponge bath to an old person, just be glad you didn’t waste time getting a master’s degree in journalism.
Pete Campbell vs. Joffrey Baratheon
A case study on which TV character is the bigger dick: Mad Men‘s resident jerk, or Game of Thrones‘ top shithead.
Maxim‘s Guide to Secretly Getting Drunk at Work
What, you think you’re better than us?
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