I had the scariest dream the other night. I was at a Miley Cyrus concert with my friends, and everything was going great at first. Lights were flashing and the room was spinning because we were livin’ la vida loca — sniffing Pop Rocks, using IUDs as hair accessories, taking pictures of our tongues, and all the other normal things one would do at a Miley show. But then I spilled a beer on myself while jumping around wildly and was like, “pause this, why did I just feel that beer on my labia?” Then I looked down and noticed I was naked — and a quick scan around revealed that everyone else was naked too, including Miley. Just as I was on the verge of truly giving in to living the rest of my days in a nude, glittery hellscape, I woke up to the sound of my iPhone alarm playing Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” and realized I had only been dreaming. Whoosh — *forehead sweat wipe* — close one.
Or was it?
Miley Cyrus is, in actuality, planning a nude concert with The Flaming Lips where the audience will also be naked. And everyone will be sprayed by milk from some unseen location. Sounds great! No one’s four-pies-in winter body is scared of such an idea, right?
Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips announced the news and made his excitement known in an Instagram post:
As Wayne stated above, the main purpose of the concert will be to shoot a video for the Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz song “The Milky Milky Milk.” No exact date for the concert has been set yet, but it could happen any time during Cyrus and the Flaming Lips’ upcoming six-date club tour, which begins in Chicago on November 19.