Watch Porn Stars Talk About Their Wildest On-Set Horror Stories
These stories will scare the pants off you.
Halloween is upon us, which means ghosts and ghouls and spooky stories abound. And who better to tell us scary stories than porn stars? They surely have some truly terrifying tales up their sleeves. Well, not actual scary stories – but rather horrifying stories.
Everyone’s favorite smut-loving YouTube channel, Wood Rocket, recently came out with a new, perfectly gruesome video, where some of your favorite porn stars reveal their most horrendous porn set horror stories, and we can assure you, you won’t be disappointed.
The video kicks off with Trillium making a very valid point when she says, “Porn set horror stories are really bad, because you’re dealing with bodily fluids and personal hygiene.” And we all know just how ghastly that stuff can be. I mean, you know damn well the stuff that can come out of a human body. *shudders*
Kasey Warner talks about the time she was stretching before shooting a scene (you know, because you gotta be lithe and limber for sex), and her knee just popped out of its socket. Yikes.
Moving on, Riley Reid takes the scary factor up a notch when she tells us how her ass broke out in a rash after someone jizzed on it. Ahh. No thanks. Cum-induced butt rashes creep me out.
Getting even scarier, Cindy Starfall divulges that one day, before a super hot, super messy blowjob scene, she ate a big, delicious breakfast. Later while on set, right as she was giving a blowjob, the penis rubs her throat the wrong way and up comes her breakfast. “Just…orange juice everywhere,” she says. “No orange juice if you’re going to deep throat.” Duly noted, Cindy.
You know what else you shouldn’t have while filming a porn scene? The flu. Because that’s what Kagney Linn Karter had during an anal scene, and let me tell you, it did not end well. It ended in sharts. Sharts, I tell you!
But props to Kagney for lovingly calling her unwelcome turds a “tiny sharty. A tiny sharty mash nugget.” Aww. But still, that’s spooky.
Topping off the list of porn set horror stories is the time Trillium came face-to-face with a heinous, blood-crusted butthole. Yeah, scary stuff. “She opened her asscheek, and there was just crusted blood all over her ass. And hairs from her head sticking all over her asshole.” Well, fuck. Are you as scared as I am right now? Jesus Christ.
“And she queefed in my face. And it smelled like bloody bacterial vaginosis. And I almost died,” she concluded. Poor girl. Godspeed, Trillium. We love you.
Well, folks, it doesn’t get much scarier than that. Happy Halloween.
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