Professional Soccer Player (And Crazy Person) Mario Balotelli Got a Pet Pig
And then immediately searched for its genitalia, of course
Eccentric Italian striker Mario Balotelli—who has, in the past, thrown a dart at a youth team player, set his house on fire after letting off fireworks indoors, drawn copious red cards, and dedicated a goal to Drake—finally received the infant piggy he apparently ordered after what was clearly days or perhaps weeks of waiting:
Finally my little pig arrived! She is only 2 month old! Is a she but i called her SUPER! 😉 pic.twitter.com/6rMaRE9wox
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) August 9, 2013
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