The first rule of Rihanna is that Rihanna DGAF. The second rule of Rihanna is that you do not cross Rihanna. Her 7-minute-long video for her infectious single, “Bitch Better Have My Money,” reminds us of this. The clip involves RiRi and two pals kidnapping a wealthy blonde supermodel type and taking her on a road trip of sorts before, well, you’ll see what happens. Our boy Mads Mikkelsen also makes an appearance (as do a chainsaw, a fat blunt, and Rihanna in a latex dress). Sure wakes you up on a Thursday morning, doesn’t it? Say it with us now: Yas. Queen.