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Virtual reality porn is advancing fast and there’s basically no way of stopping it, thanks to kinky people who love watching porn and pretending it’s real. And with people becoming kinkier and kinkier and needing even more realistic porn in order to get off, what else would we expect?
To accommodate porn fans’ increasing demand for ever more realistic self-immersion, VR engineers have been coming up with some truly ingenious inventions. For example, the VR sex suit. Just look at it! It’s a guy in a morphsuit getting off to hentai. It makes me so uncomfortable, yet I cannot stop staring.
As you’ve just seen, virtual reality porn is well on its way to blurring the line between simulation and reality, which will ultimately send the world into swift decline, yet we just won’t stop taking it a step further. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
That’s why cam site CamSoda is coming out with the “OhRoma” gas mask, which is like an expansion pack for virtual reality goggles that allows VR porn freaks to breathe in a variety of fine aromas, ranging from delicate perfume, to salty ocean breeze, to porn star vagina. Maybe even fresh-baked cookies, or basement mold, if that’s your thing.
In order to smell their porn with the OhRoma, users will put two canisters into the gas mask, then pair the mask to their phone with Bluetooth. Then, they can watch a cam girl of their liking do her thing in virtual reality, all while breathing in her personal “scent profile.”
“We’re trying to touch on every possible way to make VR more than just visual,” CamSoda president Daron Lundeen told the Huffington Post, adding olfaction to the list of senses VR porn has managed to defile.
“There are a lot of guys who watch my shows who tell me, ‘God, I wish I could smell you. And some will drop $50 just to buy my panties,” cam performer Victoria Ryan said.
“I wanted to incorporate something that smelled as close to me as possible,” she added. “I do a lot of beach and pool shows so I wanted to have the smell of salt water, sunscreen, maybe a chlorine smell or coconut tanning oil.”
I’m not mad at those scents. Coconut tanning oil is the tits.
Lundeen expects the OhRoma masks will be available in three months, and will probably cost around $60, and replacement smell canisters, which last around three to six months, will cost you $29.99 a pop.
Of course, out of sheer pragmatism, you can always dip cotton balls in tanning oil and perfume and stick them up your nostrils for a similar effect. Just saying.