Sex Toys, Nude Pools, and More: Hot Hotel Amenities
These hotels offer more than just towels and the smell of air conditioning fluid.
Your homemade cologne and knowledge of every WrestleMania outcome may seal the deal, but there are a few sure bets when it comes to romancing your love. That’s why we perused the most romantic hotels to find come-hither amenities that could have even total strangers getting hot and heavy in no time. Grab your spouse, significant other, or the eye candy that lives next door and check in to one of these sexy spots.
THE HOTEL:Ventana Inn & Spa;Big Sur, CA
THE LUSTY AMENITY: The Clothing-Optional Pool
TheVentana Inn & Spa is all about creating a zen, holistic retreat with such offerings as yoga classes, discovery walks, afternoon wine and cheese, Japanese baths, and two pools. Forgot to pack your bathing suit? No problem! One of the pools is clothing-optional (That means you have the option to wear a astronaut costume, right?). Without the clothes, it’s easy to dive in and feel sexy. Oops. We misspelled “awkward and humiliated.”
THE HOTEL:Bryant Park Hotel;New York City
THE LUSTY AMENITY: The Sex Toy Menu
The luxurious Bryant Park Hotel, which overlooks the beautifulMidtown park, has a sex toy menu in every room. No more creative uses for the complimentary shower cap, for you! There are options for couples and singles, so even if you’re flying solo this weekend, you can still get your kicks. And it looks like some guests certainly have. The hotel oncetweeted “One of our guests last night purchased $1,975 from our pleasure chest sex toy menu-WOW.” Unrelated: Anyone want to buy $1,922 worth of lightly used personal things? Please return our phone calls.
THE HOTEL:St. Regis San Francisco;San Francisco
THE LUSTY AMENITY: The Bath Butler
Built in 2005, theSt. Regis offers the best in luxury: 24-hour butler service, the critically-acclaimed Ame restaurant, the Remede spa, and romantic rooms with great beds and bathrooms. The best part about the bathrooms, though, is that you can pay (a pretty penny, at that) to have a bath drawn for you. You can’t go wrong with the “Krug Champagne and Chocolat Extravagance” or “Rose Petal Romance” tubs for the sexiest experiences. And to think, your parents laughed when you told them you wanted to be a bath butler.
THE HOTEL:Terranea Resort;Los Angeles, CA
THE LUSTY AMENITY: Couples massage in a private cabana
With one of the sexiest spas in the states, theTerranea Resort is a popular romantic getaway. The spa encompasses a whopping 50,000 square feet and has 25 treatment rooms (themed after each of the Earth’s elements), as well as its own pool with ocean views and outdoor hot tubs. Before taking a dip, enjoy a relaxing couples massage in your own private cabana — clothing also optional here, of course. (Pirate costume is our option!)
THE HOTEL:The Drake Hotel;Toronto, Canada
THE LUSTY AMENITY: The Pleasure Menu
The Drake Hotel‘s small rooms have their own hip style with funky decor (highlighted by pops of color and cool photographs), modern touches like flat-screen TVs and iPod docks, and mood-inducing pleasure menus featuring “packs” with suggestive (and enticing) descriptions such as “some cheeky fun to get your night started” and “this one is for the thrill seekers.” We assume these “packs” come with a copy of Executive Decision. Thrilling, indeed!
THE HOTEL:Grotto Bay Beach Resort;Bermuda
THE LUSTY AMENITY: Subterranean Caves
The magical grottos give this 21-acre resort a special mystique; crystal-clear water is surrounded by dark and looming stalactites and stalagmites, and echoes of gently lapping water bounce from rock to rock. Your nervous giggles and animal sounds will also echo profusely, so be warned. It may be a bit spooky — but it’s certainly sexy — and guests are free to take a dip, or they can opt (and by opt, we mean splurge) for asubterranean couples massage. Finally your dreams of being a Naked Batman will be realized.
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