Just Try Not to Giggle at America’s 13 Naughtiest Small-Town Names

From Ballplay, Alabama, to Dick Johnson, Indiana.

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Most of us tend to idealize small-town America as a reprieve from the hustle and moral depravity of big-city life.

Most of us have also never heard of small towns like Ballplay, Alabama or Climax, Georgia.

In fact, some of the nation’s smallest towns, all under 10,000 residents, lay claim to the raunchiest town names in the land. Perhaps when local governments are so small, you can get away with naming your town “Buttzville.”

Sperling’s Best Places has rounded up 13 American towns with the naughtiest names. Whether or not these innuendos were intentional, all we have to say is “Nice.”

1. Buttzville, New Jersey

  • Population: 194
  • Median Home Price: $172,700

2. Dick Johnson, Indiana  

  • Population: 1,421
  • Median Home Price: $111,600

3. Intercourse, Pennsylvania  

  • Population: 1,300
  • Median Home Price: $243,200

4. Pleasure Point, California 

  • Population: 6,004
  • Median Home Price: $735,500 

5. Climax, Georgia  

  • Population: 273
  • Median Home Price: $65,000

6. Plentywood, Montana   

  • Population: 1,923
  • Median Home Price: $131,200

7. Licking, Indiana

  • Population: 7,611
  • Median Home Price: $80,000

8. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

  • Population: 1,097
  • Median Home Price: $187,600

9. Bangs, Texas

  • Population: 1,581
  • Median Home Price: $64,533

10. Weed, California

  • Population: 2,556
  • Median Home Price: $153,100

11. Ballville Township, Ohio

  • Population: 5,887
  • Median Home Price: $133,000

12. Ballplay, Alabama

  • Population: 1,444
  • Median Home Price: $63,500

13. Blowing Rock, North Carolina

  • Population: 1,292
  • Median Home Price: $308,200
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