Mets Fans Get Laid More Often Than Royals Fans, and Other World Series Sex Stats

Here's how Kansas City and New York fans compare between the sheets.

The Kansas City Royals may have won Game 1 of the 2015 World Series on Tuesday, but according to a new survey, New York Mets fans are more likely to score between the sheets after the final out.

That’s according to the 2015 SKYN Condoms Millennial Sex Survey, which polled 5,117 people ages 18-34 on the steamy details of their sex lives. The survey, when broken down by region, contains tons of useful stats that fans of the World Series foes can deploy when arguing over the relative merits of their teams.

Of course, quantity isn’t everything, and Royals and Mets fans have their own unique sets of sexual quirks:

Is there anything these World Series foes have in common? As it turns out, they’re both a little freaky: Mets fans tend to favor the classic “schoolgirl” fantasy, while Royals fans get off on the idea of nailing a stranger. What, nobody watched A League Of Their Moan?

We can already see how this argument might play out in a crowded sports bars: Mets fans accuse Royals devotees of being hairy-palmed, insecure, immoral goons, while Royals fans get to hit Mets fanatics for being grody little fuckboys. To which Washington Redskins might reply: call us when you’ve had a real double-header.



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