Apparently People Love Watching Pilgrim Porn Around Thanksgiving
Happy holidays!
Thanksgiving is the one day on the Gregorian calendar when Americans eat until it hurts, watch football, give thanks for all the blessings in life, and avoid as many awkward conversations with relatives as possible.
Thanksgiving is also the time of year when people like to rub one out to pilgrim porn. ‘Tis the season!
According to Pornhub’s data analysis, right around Thanksgiving last year, searches for the word “pilgrim” skyrocketed 6,214 percent, and searches for the word “Thanksgiving” surged 2,381 percent. Why? Because people like to keep with the spirit of the holiday, that’s why.
I haven’t personally searched “thanksgiving” or “turkey” on Pornhub, but I’m going to assume there’s at least one video of someone sticking their dick in a turkey, and perhaps something involving Squanto and corn. Just a wild guess.
And not only did searches for “pilgrim” and “Thanksgiving” increase meteorically, but “black Friday” searches also increased 4,233 percent, because what’s sexier than fighting over the cheap televisions in the electronics department at Walmart? Speaking of which, searches for “walmart” increased 191 percent. Haha.
However, it seems as though some people wanted to skip over Thanksgiving porn and get right to the actual holiday stuff, because searches for “winter” porn increased by 5,831 percent, along with increases in other Christmas-y searches including “Christmas party porn,” “Christmas present porn,” and “Santa porn.” Ho ho ho!
Happy holidays.
H/T: Refinery29
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