Most people only use a Porta Potty out of sheer necessity. But for some inexplicable reason, young people are literally cramming themselves by the dozen into these unplumbed cesspools for the sake of a new trend called the #PortaPottyChallenge.
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Anyone who has had the pleasure of doing their business in a portable john knows they’re only slightly more spacious than a bathroom stall. That said, you’d be amazed at what human will can make people capable of.
A 12-person cross-country team did it without breaking a sweat…
#PortaPottyChallenge pic.twitter.com/uOzT4PCrxE
— Jackson (@jackson__peters) May 21, 2017
…only to be upstaged by another cross country team that managed to hit sweet 16.
16 in a regular sized porta potty @MoMileSplit @milesplit pic.twitter.com/w9TZYnloHf
— adyson (@adysontxc) September 29, 2017
At 21, one would think we’re approaching the conclusion of this unsanitary optimization challenge.
What's 9+10? 2️⃣1️⃣ 😩😤💦 #portagainz @milesplit @MNTrackXC pic.twitter.com/bhVz1b2jnX
— Edina Girls XC (@EdinaXCGirls) September 27, 2017
But low and behold, one group stuffed 40 freakin’ people into a porta potty, and even made the walls bulge in the process. Hashtag incredible.
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/915696695937249280
Assuming no one contracted dysentery, it’s definitely safer than that batshit Bass Pro Shop fish tank challenge that landed one dumbass in the hospital with a cracked skull.
Kids these days, amirite?