In case you didn’t hear, nobody won Wednesday’s massive Powerball jackpot, which means the potential winnings are now at an estimated $675 million, the largest lottery prize in U.S. history according to NBC News. That’s a lot of moolah.
What would you do if you won? Buy a house? Set up a college fund? Give it to charity? When one New York man was asked by Fox 5 NY what he’d do with his winnings, he gave a brutally honest and brutally hysterical answer: “a bunch of hookers and cocaine.”
Boy, that sounds familiar:
Party on, mystery man. You’re the id of this great nation, and we love you for it.