The Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. senior exhibition boxing match (not its official title) in Los Angeles on Saturday ended in a draw, though many watching seemed to agree Tyson won for connecting on a regular basis. The real winner might have been Snoop Dogg, whose hilarious color commentary —”This shit’s like two of my uncles fighting at the barbecue!”— provided genuine comic relief.
Snoop Dogg Calling The Mike Tyson Vs Roy Jones Fight is a whole legend. “ It’s Like Two Uncles Fighting At A Barbecue” . pic.twitter.com/NmSuXsKR40
— VideoMixtape.com (@VideoMixtape_) November 29, 2020
While Snoop got the mic, plenty of other celebs reacted online. While some questioned the declaration of a draw (and applauded Snoop’s commentary), they also expressed respect for both Tyson and Jones just for getting in shape and getting in the ring.
Can Snoop win an Emmy for his broadcasting tonight? Is that a thing?
— Prentice Penny (FUX YO BLUE CHECK) (@The_A_Prentice) November 29, 2020
A draw?! WTH! Okay. Whatever. Congratulations @MikeTyson! Mad props @RealRoyJonesJr! Respect to both legends tonight for stepping up to this challenge for our entertainment. #TysonJones @triller #boxing
— Rosie Perez (@rosieperezbklyn) November 29, 2020
Them boys fighting like uncles at the Family Reunion 😂😂😂😂
— Odell Beckham Jr (@obj) November 29, 2020
At 50, these guys are fighting real fight Tyson is doing nothing power shots.
— George Foreman (@GeorgeForeman) November 29, 2020
Tyson won, not sure about anyone else. But I’m sure the promoters did, and this isn’t the last we’ve seen of this stuff. #TysonJonesJr #tysonvsjones
— Teddy Atlas (@TeddyAtlasReal) November 29, 2020
HULK HOGAN IF WE DONT DO THIS WE ARE LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE. #TysonJones
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 29, 2020
However, fascinating as it was to watch a pair of still-formidable fighters with a combined age of 105 go at it, an undercard match between YouTube star Jake Paul and former NBA player Nate Robinson nearly stole the limelight after Paul delivered a brutal second-round knockout that immediately spawned hilarious memes on social media.
https://twitter.com/SquilliamClips/status/1332899511115591680
Yup. That's me.
Nate Robinson.
You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. It all started a few months ago… pic.twitter.com/3dBGf6d9pf
— OmegaPro 🍉 (@OmegaProYT) November 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/Alwaledkaleb/status/1332900589961883652
Me and the fam after watching Nate Robinson vs Jake Paul #tysonvsjones pic.twitter.com/h3Mj4hD3Me
— Jose Magana (@vjoe17vjoe17) November 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/Blackheart_tre/status/1332925620452519936
— deus ex media (@MoodyMediia) November 29, 2020
Sadly for Robinson, the memes of his knockout may have been the true winners of the night, as too many were laugh-out-loud funny to list here.
Tyson was true to form in many ways, providing colorful commentary of his own both before and after the match. Here’s Iron Mike at the weigh-in, per a report from USA Today, saying his decision to do the whole thing was inspired by toad venom:
“I took the medicine and the medicine told me to get into shape,’’ Tyson said Friday, referring to psychedelic 5-MeO-DMT during an interview on the day of the official weigh-in. “It really blew my mind. It told me to come back and start getting in shape.’’
And comments he made after the fight, from Bad Left Hook:
Tyson shared with a small collection of media at the post-exhibition press conference how he handled his fondness for smoking marijuana in the lead-up to this bout with Jones.
“I smoked every day,” he said, while the assembled guffawed. “I never stopped smoking.”
And did he smoke right before the fight? “Absolutely, yes,” the Brooklyn native stated.
Given that the night was historic in its own right for being the first-ever such event sponsored by Weedmaps, “the largest technology company in the legal cannabis economy,” Iron Mike, who has his own cannabis company, was basically just staying on-brand.
What’s up next? Tyson has said he would take on the likes of Deontay Wilder or Tyson Fury for charity bouts, and both currently active heavyweights are showmen in their own rights, so if Mike Tyson has enough cannabis to keep him going — and toad venom — anything could happen.