Some baseball and football card collectors want to own all of an individual player’s editions. Others collect cards from all the players on their favorite team. There are fans who collect rookie cards, and those who collect only the superstars of the game, like Derek Jeter or Bryce Harper.
But some of us prefer to collect athletes with hilariously dirty names. Take this poor guy, for example…
Unsurprisingly, ol’ D-Pole isn’t the only classic athlete with an amazingly laughable name. Check out the gallery above for the dirtiest-named baseball and football players of all time.