They Won Olympic Gold, Now Everyone Wants These Canadian Skaters to Hook Up

“If Tessa and Scott don’t get married, love is a lie.”

Zeynep Yenisey

Feb 23, 2018

Everyone knows Olympic athletes are a superhuman group of individuals who probably (definitely) live by the life motto: Train hard, bang harder.

But there’s something about sex and the Olympics that’s been bothering many figure skating fans: We still don’t know if Canadian skaters Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue are hooking up despite their sexual tension that’s so thick you could cut it with a knife, and everyone is just like:

Seriously. The entire internet wants them to finally admit that they’re totally doing it. I mean, just watch their routine and tell me they didn’t immediately go home afterwards to rip those stretchy spandex bodysuits off of each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO2xBr5EmSo

After watching their steamy Moulin Rouge routine that was 1) so sexy it needed to be toned down to be more family-friendly, and 2) so good that it won them two gold medals, fans everywhere instantly became obsessed with the idea of Virtue and Moir giving in to the sexual tension and becoming a couple.

https://twitter.com/Nicole_Murray4/status/962539404047933440

scott lets tessa stand on his thighs in skates and y’all trying to pretend like they aren’t in love

— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) February 20, 2018

sooo can tessa and scott get married already???

— Mya (@MyaRitchie7) February 21, 2018

Tessa and Scott's fake love is ruining real love for the rest of us.

— Sasky Stewart (@Sasky) February 20, 2018

If Tessa and Scott don’t get married love is a lie

— Em (@emilyagneww) February 20, 2018

Even Ryan Reynolds is ‘shipping the duo, and in true Ryan Reynolds fashion, he proudly announced he wants them to raise his children.

Go @TeamCanada!!@CassieSharpe is a legend — makin’ it look easy. And thank you @tessavirtue & @ScottMoir for agreeing to raise my children as your own.🇨🇦

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 20, 2018

And here I’ve been wracking my brain to come up with a post-competition career path … Scott, get the mini van!

— Tessa Virtue (@tessavirtue) February 22, 2018

However, they’ve been super coy about their personal lives, and Moir kind of dismissed the entire thing in a press conference, but I’m gonna go ahead and say they’re definitely banging. It’s impossible for them not to be.

“We love working together, we’ll have to find just in which way we want to do that. Relationship status is ‘none of your business,’” Moir said, making everyone super sad. “But I can say that the last two years, we’ve been in a very committed relationship with our sport.”

Yeah…and with each other. Duh.

“We’re the type of athletes that dive headfirst into the whole process and I just honestly don’t know where you would find time for that. And part of the reason was that maybe why we wouldn’t continue was to open up that side of our life, maybe, and see where that goes, and that’s as personal as I’ll get, but let’s see what happens.”