The XFL Revealed Uniforms For All 8 Teams, and One Look Is Getting Roasted Online
“Congrats, you’ve now got the worst uniform in the XFL.”
WWE magnate Vince McMahon’s reincarnated XFL just revealed all eight of the new professional football league’s team jerseys and helmet designs. Most uniforms admittedly look pretty slick, but one particular is getting ruthlessly roasted on Twitter—see if you can guess which one we’re talking about:
Los Angeles Wildcats
This is the @XFLWildcats’ black, orange, red-and-rough, check-out-those-claw-marks uniform. #ThisIsTheXFL #XFL pic.twitter.com/LtctZ5Rkxo
— UFL (@XFL2023) December 4, 2019
Seattle Dragons
The uniforms the Dragons will be wearing while we're #BreathingFire 🔥🐲this season. pic.twitter.com/mXPsRuYr6q
— Seattle Sea Dragons (@XFLSeaDragons) December 4, 2019
St. Louis BattleHawks
THE WAIT IS OVER.
Introducing your St. Louis BattleHawks uniforms! 🔥🔥#ClearedToEngage pic.twitter.com/dH87nB8eEP
— St. Louis Battlehawks (@XFLBattlehawks) December 4, 2019
Houston Roughnecks
This is the @XFLRoughnecks’ hard-hat silver, blue-collar navy and resilient red H-town-tough uniform. #ThisIsTheXFL #XFL pic.twitter.com/azO1joB0oi
— UFL (@XFL2023) December 4, 2019
New York Guardians
⚪️ Sentries carved in stone, watching above the metropolis
⚫️ Shielded streets standing guard over our city
🔴 The burning ambition of our everyday heroes
These are our uniforms for our #OnDuty family pic.twitter.com/fDYjkx8TPQ
— XFL New York (@XFL_NewYork) December 3, 2019
Dallas Renegades
Together We Ride #RaisingHell 🔥 #ThisIsTheXFL pic.twitter.com/uCTT6BbsaB
— Arlington Renegades (@XFLRenegades) December 3, 2019
DC Defenders
This is the @XFLDefenders’ red, white, and ready to fight, lightning-stripes-and-stars uniform. #ThisIsTheXFL #XFL pic.twitter.com/UlpWlJw6Lf
— UFL (@XFL2023) December 3, 2019
Tampa Bay Vipers
This is the @XFLVipers’ venom-infused, snake-scale-green, ready-to-strike uniform. #ThisIsTheXFL #XFL pic.twitter.com/LBpGmmG6ON
— UFL (@XFL2023) December 4, 2019
As Bro Bible notes, the team colorway that’s facing the most ridicule is that of the Tampa Bay Vipers.
I've seen better uniforms come out of my ass #ClearedToEngage
— Talon Pile (@PileTalon) December 4, 2019
Can’t stand those colors.
— Honor the ancestors, fight like mad for the living (@oneptofview) December 4, 2019
Congrats.
You've now got the worst uniform in the XFL.— Alex Zeese ❌ (@Alex35332) December 4, 2019
Some simply goofed on the flashy green hue, while others accused the Vipers’ of ripping off the Oregon Ducks’ uniforms.
https://twitter.com/noahsarkless/status/1202038155282501632https://twitter.com/VarahOliver/status/1202073052378521602
McMahon’s resurrected league previously came under fire when it was reported that players would earn a yearly minimum salary of $55,000—a fraction of the NFL’s $495,000 minimum.
But money and looks aside, the XFL is officially happening. ESPN reports that the inaugural season kicks off on February 8 of next year. Each team will play five home and five away games by April 12, followed by one round of two playoff games held on April 18-19 and a championship game on April 26.
Every XFL game in 2020 will be broadcast on either ABC, ESPN, Fox or FS1. Who ya got?
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