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Did thousands of Americans actually vote for a dead gorilla?
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He isn't thrilled about Hillary Clinton, either.
If you haven't had sex recently, blame the candidates.
"And I do swallow."
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He addresses the burning question of the 'losing the Scott Baio vote.'