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"You don’t have to pull out all the stops and charter a jet to Paris just to impress me."
"Nothing turns me on more than a good passionate kisser and great foreplay."
"Do you have 20 gallons of pudding, a giraffe and a Donald Trump mask lying around?"
"Pull up in a muscle car or on a dirt bike with questionable tattoos and a Metallica T-shirt on."
"I have always, always, always wanted to have sex in a bar."