Porn is kind of embarrassing. You definitely don’t wanna get caught watching it, and let’s face it, a lot of us wouldn’t dare ask our girlfriends or wives to do the kind of stuff we get off on watching on Pornhub, Redtube, YouPorn or in that super weird Harley Quinn clown porn you Googled after seeing Suicide Squad.
But porn is still pretty awesome, and so we applaud these porn stars for sharing what most embarrasses them on-set in the latest installment of Wood Rocket’s prolific “Ask a Porn Star” series.
For example, ever-popular porn starlet Riley Reid, pictured above, effed up her attempt at lip-syncing a song from Grease. Ok, that’s not so bad. But then there was Jasmine Webb, Charlotte Sarte and Leya Falcon, who all had really *shitty* experiences with anal. Sarte’s story, in particular, is kinda brutal.
“For my first gang bang, I didn’t know know you were supposed to empty the saline out of the enema things [and replace it with water], she recalled. “So it really made a laxative effect and I volcano-ed shit all over everybody. It was the worst.” Ok, then!
Piper Perri shared a similarly unfortunate experience. “I had to do a cream pie scene,” she said. “I was totally fine the whole scene, and we go to do the final shot. But when he was pulling out, instead of a cream pie, it was a period pie.”
Not all of them involve bodily functions. Mike Blue remembered his awkward, but relatable, embarrassing moment.
“When you come to a porn set, and you think you don’t know the girl, and you introduce yourself, and the girls says, ‘You don’t remember?’ You did my first boy-girl scene, ever,'” Blue said. “You have to look back five or six hundred scenes, and then it comes back.”
Give it a watch and have a chuckle at their embarrassing moments.