Chrissy Teigen Made Her Boobs Talk, And We Just Can’t Stop Listening

Get an earful of this.

Maxim Staff

Mar 22, 2017

Listen up! @chrissyteigen's boobs have something to say. 😂

A post shared by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@si_swimsuit) on Mar 22, 2017 at 12:30pm PDT

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Late at night, you may have laid in bed, pensively staring at the ceiling, and wondered, “If Chrissy Teigen‘s boobs could talk, what would they say?”

Well, Chrissy Teigen’s bountiful breasts are here with the answers.

In a behind-the-scenes video from her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue photo shoot, the always-hilarious hottie revealed a secret known to no one, besides presumably her husband John Legend.

Her boobs can talk. And boy, do they have a lot to say!

“Hey y’all, I’m Chrissy’s boobs,” they declare. “Y’all are very inclusive of the titty,” her breasts add.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, we can’t wait to hear more insight from Chrissy’s talking breasts. For now, we’ll just have to revisit her previous sexy Instagram posts, below.

So excited to announce my 7th appearance in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition – I had to count that a million times before I believed it! My @si_swimsuit family, I love you! There is nothing like being a part of this brand and this issue. My shoot was in beautiful Zanzibar and shot by the incomparable @ruvenafanador, who is just as wonderful, kind, serene and lovely as everyone has ever told me. He thinks about every little aspect of a photo, every detail. HMU by @peterbutlerhair and @joannegair I LOVE you and am so lucky you allow me to be in your chairs! @mj_day and @darciebaum and @ja_neyney @hillarydrezner and @karencarpk – you are my family. I am proud to be in the issue but SO proud of all the work you guys put into this every single year. I just love you all. Jesus this is dramatic I know! And to all my fellow @si_swimsuit girls, congrats on a beautiful issue!!! I will see you this week in MIAMI!!!! I can't wait to kiss all your beautiful faces!

A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Feb 15, 2016 at 9:20am PST

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The @si_swimsuit edition is on stands tooooo-day! (Shoutout to everyone dissecting every little part of my bod in the last comment thread, you're all really wonderful, kind, flawless beauties – I can tell from your pages!! ❤️❤️❤️)

A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Feb 15, 2016 at 9:44am PST

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Happy valentine's day from me and @thelovemagazine! Follow and click their link to see full video!

A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on Feb 14, 2017 at 6:14pm PST

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