Gwyneth Paltrow Is Naked and Covered in Mud for First-Ever Cover of Her New Magazine
She’s not afraid to get dirty.
Despite all the uproar of her so-called pseudo-science quackery, the day has finally arrived: Gwyneth Paltrow‘s much-derided lifestyle brand Goop is unveiling a print magazine.
We can’t wait to pour over more long-form articles about vaginal steaming and the medical benefits of ramming jade eggs up your genitals.
Until then, we’ll settle for this surprisingly sexy inaugural cover of Gwyneth topless and covered in mud.
“Earth to Gwyneth,” its headline reads, both a nod to Goop’s emphasis on organic wellness and perhaps a nudge to her many naysayers.
The first issue sounds every bit as exciting as its cover.
Inside, find deep-dives into crystals and mud masks, reiki and bee-venom treatments—in addition to a candid conversation with goop CEO, Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, some useful takeaways: a do-anywhere Tracy Anderson workout, fall fashion recap, and a how-to for having better orgasms.
Goop will be printed quarterly by Condé Nast and will retail for $14.99.