11 Steamy Photos of Lucy Lawless From Our April 1999 Issue
Our ‘Xena’ cover sold more than one million copies. We wonder why.
Every now and then, we send someone stumbling into the dark Maxim archives to see what we were up to way back when. In celebration of the imminent return of Xena: Warrior Princess and Lucy Lawless’s 48th birthday, we look back to April of 1999 when the warrior princess herself graced our cover.
What follows is our interview with Lawless, conducted by Bob Ivry:
Let’s be honest: most guys would have trouble approaching Xena, Warrior Princess, unless it was to ask for a good old-fashioned ass-whupping. Getting coy with Lucy Lawless, the New Zealander who plays Xena on TV, however, is a different story. For one thing, contrary to popular belief, she’s not actually nine feet tall.
A mere 5’10″ mortal, Lucy has nevertheless kept fans of both action-adventure and revealing leather breastplates in thrall since 1995 as the acrobatic wanderer who vanquishes wizards, demons and the occasional pissed off deity in the nation’s to-rated syndicated drama.
Though she’s devastating in person, too, she’s less likely to gut you with a broadsword than with her native kiwi accent which can bake even phrases like ‘rotten rank cabbages’ sound disturbingly suggestive. Luckily, when we caught up with Lucky at her Auckland home, disintegrating vegetables was just on the of topics on hand.
What’s it like to be a butt-stomping hero to millions?
At first I had a hard time accepting it. But now I just chill. I’ve never been that physically coordinated or good at sports. So the last thing I figured I’d become is an action hero. I thought I’d be doing Shakespeare.
Do fans think you have super powers in real life too?
People assume that I’m a total amazon – like I have to duck to get through doors. At one convention, this woman was struck speechless. She held her hands above her head, pantomiming that she expected me to be taller. Then she put her hands in front of her chest, like she expected me to have enormous bosoms. What could I say – “Gee, sorry?” The secret with ‘Xena’ is that we only hire very small people to play the supporting roles.
What do you love about the show?
I have a morbid sense of humor, a twisted sensibility, and so does the series. I’m very grateful that audiences ‘get’ Xena. It’s a guilty pleasure for a lot of people.
Misspeaking of guilty pleasure, what’s up with Xena and her trusty sidekick, Gabrielle? Are they sharing a bearskin blanket, so to speak?
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
No really.
We like to have the audience make up their own minds about that. The interpretation seems to work fro some people, and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Whatever turns you on – hey, I get letters from judges and televangelists who want me to walk on their backs with my leather boots on.
Seriously?
No. Just kidding.
Damn. I was having vision of Chief Justice William Rehnquist and Pat Roberston. Are you and Renee O’Connor, the actress who plays Gabrielle, pals in real life?
Oh yeah, but on the set we try to make each other miserable. We were filming one episode set on a sinking ship-wait deep in cold water, surrounded by floating rotten cabbage. We made a bet: Whoever complained first had to pay $5,000. Renee was gagging on the rank cabbage smell, so I kept pushing them towards her. But neither of us cracked.
Do you do your own stunts?
A lot of the riding and fight scenes, but since we do really crazy stuff like fly 30 feet through the air, I have about 6 stunt doubles. Even my stand-in has a stunt double. When they hired her, I thought, ‘Wow, not a good way to hold down the budget’.
Have you ever done one of those patented Xena somersaults and popped out of your leather breastplate?
Believe it or not, that never happened, The costume is well designed-quite functional and, ahem supportive. My only big flashing accident was at a hockey game.
How did.. Could you elaborate?
I sang the national anthem at a Red Wings-Mighty Ducks game in Anaheim a couple of years ago. I was wearing a Playboy Bunny type outfit, and when I lifted my arms to belt out the big finish, out I -they- popped. Hockey has never been the same for me since.
Are you aware that the word ‘breastplate’ combines two of men’s favorite things?
Come to dinner!
I understand you were educated mostly in convent schools in New Zealand. Did you really want to be a nun?
No, I loved convent school but thought nuns weren’t really women. And with those long dresses, I wasn’t even sure they had legs.
Before you started acting you were a gold miner in the Australian outback. What was it like plunging into an all-male environment after the convent?
Well, I grew up with five brothers. Nobody can say anything that embarrasses me or horrifies me. But the job was freezing, filthy work. They’d brink stacks of rock up from two kilometers down, and I’d have to sort dirt from bedrock with a huge power saw.
Did you ever strike gold?
In an operation like that, they’re looking for gold on an atomic level – 439 parts gold per billion or something- that is removed with high tech machines. These weird geologists would come along, lick the rock, and say “Get rid of it.”
How do you think Xena stacks up against some of her forerunners, like Wonder Woman and the Bionic Woman?
It’s all in the costume. Xena has a great costume; Wonder Woman had a great costume. The bionic Woman didn’t so she’s not remembered as fondly. But I don’t want to diss my sisters. Chicks who kick ass rock!
What about Superman. Could Xena kick his ass?
Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit. She’d distract him with something like “Hey look at that run in your tights!” then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
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