What a Beautiful Girl Wants: Iryna Ivanova

“If you want to turn me on, dress well. I’ll definitely respond to that.”

Maxim Staff

Sep 28, 2018

Iryna Ivanova is back, and we’ve got great news: She’s still the reigning “Queen of the Underboob.”

“My fans gave me the title” she tells Maxim. “My boobs are the No. 2 tourist attraction in Barcelona where I live now, ranking just below the Sagrada Familia basilica.”

The Russian-born bombshell says she grew up “as poor as humanly possible” without access to electricity, running water and food before making the move to Tuscon at age 15.

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It wasn’t until after Ivanova earned a master’s degree at the University of Arizona that she began racking up modeling accolades and landed a Playboy centerfold. Now with over 4.5 million Instagram followers, people clamor to see more exclusive content on her Celeb.TV channel.

“Celeb.TV is making me a millionaire right now. I am doing so well on there that I’ll be able to retire in a couple of years.”

Ivanova revealed her favorite thing to do in the bedroom, biggest celebrity sex fantasy, and dished out must-follow advice for guys who want to have a hope of dating her:

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We’ve gotta ask—What’s the secret to taking a perfect underboob photo?

Wear a super tight shirt pulled up just below the nipples and shoot a low angle for max effect! I post my hottest underboob videos on Celeb.TV because they’re just too hot for Instagram.

And a sexy selfie?

Time. I take a ton of selfies until I find that perfect one I know is gonna make 4.5 million guys get nothing done at work that day.

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How can a man catch your attention?

Say some super funny shit. I’m Russian, so it better be funny or I’ll just stare at you coldly and not even pretend to laugh.

What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?

“Hey ma, them some nice tits.”

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Jesus, that doesn’t even qualify as a pickup line. How do you let a man know you’re interested?

I won’t slap him while he’s pretending to listen to me but really just staring at the boobs.

That’s nice of you! What’s your ideal date?

Something unusual. Anything but dinner and Netflix. I love animals so let’s go to the petting zoo.

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What about a man turns you on the most?

Fashion. Here’s the best advice I can ever give you, especially if you live in America: go to a European brand store and buy tight, fitted clothing. Don’t wear cargo shorts with a million pockets and baggy shirts. If you want to turn me on, dress well. I’ll definitely respond to that.

Thanks for the tip. When do you feel sexiest?

When I’m walking down the street with my tightest underboob top, watching cars crash and wives slap their husbands.

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What’s your favorite thing to do in the bedroom?

Watch TV… just kidding! I like to tie him up and sit on his…you know. Then watch TV.

What should a man never do in the bedroom?

Show up without shaving every single hair everywhere.

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Any sexy fantasies?

Larry David. Just one time. But I’d make him shave first.

We’re sure he’ll be pumped to hear that. Lastly, what’s your guiltiest pleasure?

Making out with hot girls every time I go out.